Polar Express

It was the Christmas Fair at my youngest's school today. He didn't want to go and see Santa (just as well, the queue was pretty bad as Santa was a bit of a chatterbox this year...), but he couldn't wait to go on the miniature steam train!

A local resident has this in his garage and kindly loans it out for the Christmas and Church Fairs. Sadly, it's for kids only, unless you have a bottom the size of Kate Moss....