Big balloon face

Felt I was coming down with something on Tuesday night and sure enough when I woke up this morning this was the sight that greeted me in the mirror. My nose has gone all red with my Christmas cold. Every year I seem to get one in time for the big day and I've never, ever put it on my list to Santa.

I think someone's intercepting my mail. You never know what the CIA or MI5 are up to theses days.