Worst Pain

Worst pain there is for a dog. A bath. A tragedy. An inhumane undertaking.

CALL THE ASPCA! Please!

As the water and soap washes over my svelte body and as my nerves wrinkle in pain, as the smells I have accumalted over the last five weeks melt into the water trap, she smiles with utter joy. My pain, her bliss.

Cruel. Utterly cruel. Pray for me please.

Next thing is shoes. I just know it.