Passive smoking

This family of snails has got a very strong case for a multi-million compensation claim.
Being the model employee, and zealously defending the balance sheet of the Company for the delight of its shareholders, I immediately reported this potentially lethal lawsuit in the making to our team of corporate lawyers.
They were busy bleeding a vendor company to death.

So I decided to rename the outdoor ashtray a "Smoked Snails Vending Machine" and sent it to our Paris branch.

I am sure that this extreme show of loyalty will not go unnoticed.

My P45 during the next round of rationalisation of operations shall be handwritten on velin paper and delivered on a silver tray by a costumed valet.