Unhealthy obsession

That would be Marks & Spencer, specifically their clothes which range from curious through bizarre to downright revolting. Here are three ensembles currently on display in one of their flagship stores.

On the left is a drab outfit, sadly I lack the skills to do justice to the nasty fabric but it's not something you want to wear near a naked flame. In the middle is a truly horrible two-piece made out of upholstery fabric. Finally, more polysomething for those days when only the BA cabin-crew look will do.

I went in to buy black tights and gym pants. It goes without saying that they had neither in stock.