Twos Up.

In recent months there has been a worrying escalation in the tensions between the Kingdom of Fife on one side of the Forth Estuary and Lothian on the other. Lothian, in a flagrant violation of international law, have begun the construction of a two hundred foot high 'V' sign that will be clearly seen from the shores of South Fife. This was in response to rumours that Fife were planning a massive concrete 'FUCK OFF' stretching 4 miles east of Aberdour. Both sides have continued to ignore Scotland's demands that they both grow up.