Wednesday 23 December 2009: Crackers!
Why do Father Christmas's helpers have to wear seat belts?
Because of Elfin Safety
What do you get if you cross a skeleton and a detective?
Why is North Korea not as good as South Korea?
Because it's got no Seoul.
What do you call a penguin in the Sahara Desert?
Why did Obama install a knocker on his door?
He wanted to win the no-bell prize
Why do so many spiders work in IT?
Because they are great at web design.
What goes oh, oh oh?
Santa walking backwards
A man goes to see his Doctor and says: "Doctor I have a lettuce stuck in my bottom."
The Doctors takes a look and replies: "That's only the tip of the iceberg."
Why are herbalists so rich?
Because Thyme is money.
Who stalks Brick Lane dressed in bling?
Jack the Rapper.