CSI Lancashire

For the past few days the classroom has been taken over by the local constabulary for crime scene investigation training. As part of the training the Cuerden valley Park Rangers have to bury a dummy in a shallow grave for the police to find and record. The trainers have various visual aids at their disposal including these two that could do with a good lunch.

Skeleton walks into a bar;

Landlord 'what can I get you to drink sir';

Skeleton 'Mines a pint'

Landlord ' anything else?'

Skeleton ' A mop!'