Immigration Watch

Today, I've been answering the Nation's call. Repel boarders! Up an at 'em I was. Spring heeled Jim on the merry ship, the Ouzel. There were a few other sails about. Suspicious I was, me hearties. I espied a particularly strange vessel, sneaking into Granton under power so I went about to head him off. Ahoy, I did shout when within hailing distance. It was Euan, under a bobble hat. I'm fkn frozen, heading back, he replied.
Lily livered layabout. We need people with backbone. I may raid the bars of Leith tonight and press a few of the more able sorts into service. Or at the very least, get them to buy me a drink. Aaarrggg. Wither Hills Sauvignon Blanc? Why, that's jolly kind old chap. Yes, large would be lovely.