salmon and turnip

Perhaps inspired by the dingbat going on the wrong side of the road then onto the pavement, this one went past a red light then pretended that his brakes weren't working. Elsewhere, someone whose brakes were making very strange noises was following me too closely along an inclement surface. Further east, a man was too busy folding his jacket onto the passenger seat of his car to notice that his light had turned green, but unfortunately I'd just restarted the camera and missed it.