Mair Pish

I do indeed! That's a fine name for a King though, is it not. I wonder why none of them down south got given such a great name. They're all Ethelred, and Timothy and Toby and names like that. Anyway, I didn't think the play was up to much - the lassie from the Killing was good though. The rest, not so much, and the story would never have got funding for a film. The full on nudity at the end was a bit desperate, too.
That apart, it wasn't a bad day despite missing a free show. You can't put a price on that.
As for the squidders in my wallet, they must have disappeared behind the till in the Diggers afterwards.