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By claudinequinn

The Benefits of a Used Tea Bag Jar?

Aside from providing a last minute blip opportunity my Used Tea Bag Jar is probably one of the most indispensable lifestyle aids I've encountered yet.

I take personal offense at soggy-bag splodge marks that mysteriously surface on the horrendous "ikea" white wall behind the even whiter "super-ikea" bin. Thus the Used Tea Bag Jar? (patent awaiting) was installed to act as mediator between cup and bin.

Splodge marks are down 78% on last year's figures and so far it seems we are on track to reach splodge-neutral status by 2011.

Occasionally, however, the odd mishap does occur, particularly due to the late night/ early morning spontaneous spoon-in-hand spasms (a direct result of repetitive shutter strain I reckon).

And of course there are the moments when I feic entire cups of boiling hot liquids across the room in sheer rage... which does tend to cause some splash back...


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