Lousy.

I am the Pol Pot of the woodlouse world. Thousands have fled their homes due to my brutal use of lime mortar. Many of them have harrowing stories to tell.

My guilt, however, has made me build a massive refugee camp, with thousands of two-louse tents, just outside the danger zone and covering an area of at least three square feet.

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