Varifocal

I knew it was near
A hint of fear
The problem, for me, is fairly local
I need a pair which are varifocal

It's your age they said
and not your head
You've clearly eaten many pies
But the major problem is with your eyes

You cannae see
You're getting old
These suit your sir
If I may be so bold

They sat me down
They measured me
The bill arrived
2-4-3

Anti glare
And if you must
Bendy frames
Hard to bust

Time waits for no man
I know that now
But 2-4-3
Holy Cow!