Heaven...

Reacquainted with my tech.

My 4 broke, Bits N PCs in Clarkston couldn't fix it, customer service was appalling, F knows how the numpty who ran the shop actually functioned as a Fin human being, apple wouldn't replace, Vodafone kindly took £80 for a new 5c.

I can check BBC sport again whenever I want, strava my run, use the camera, ask Siri stupid questions, tweet, mail, message, time, alarm, listen, watch , blip, read and do what I want wherever I want.

Bob Geldof has a Nokia 6210

Thanks Apple