The company goat

This manky thing hangs around the office of the business I've been with the last few days and he's being doing that for the last 18 years.

As legend has it, he was given to the business's australian owner as a sacrifice and blessing but the owner's mum felt sorry for it and declared a pardon.

And so since then he limps around the property with a croaky bleat knowing full well the only thing that will kill him is old age.