not like last time

Having had a camera thieved before it had even reached my door thanks to Parcelfaeces and my previous llapptop left under a plant pot outside my door by Home Delivery Network of Limited Intelligence I was alert but calm when Scan advised me that new llapptop would be delivered by DPD. Fortunately, it arrived when someone was in, whilst I helplessly watched Jason's progress from work, so any neighbour-leaving or recycling-bin-dumping-in failure-options remained thankfully unexplored.