Screaming in the dark.

The badly lit item on the right is the Scott Monument. That fella that wrote all those books with names like Ivanhoe and Waverley. The well lit item on the left is part of the Christmas fair. The chairs go up and down and round and round to the accompaniment of much screaming.

I can't say I enjoyed Ivanhoe, the knight Ivanhoe doesn't actually appear till page two hundred and even then he is unconscious.