The grand finale

On a Sunday Alf, as he prefers to be known now, liked nothing better than to kick back with a sweet sherry after peeling the parsnips.

This has always been about the bollocks... it shouldn't be forgotten that movember is designed to raise awareness about men's health.

I have put you through three successive movembers... do not try and entice me to do it again. I am completely bereft of ideas.