Friday 26 March 2010: Another early morning cycle
...and another afternoon spin back. Raining in between. I don't care.
Looking at whats happening with me, around me and with others, how can you believe in something that possibly doesn't exist?
There will be no tenderness...
But I found out there is an evil plan for my life:
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a superman. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, terrified by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Next, you must contaminate/poison the white house. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.
Finally, you must reveal to the world your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.