A Dog's Dinner

By G

The season continues...

The complete mushroom hunting kit.

1. A mushroom knife. It has a crurved blade, so if you fall you don't stab yourself, and a brush so you can clean up the specimens before you go home.

2. A basket. Baskets are the best for collecting because as you walk you're dropping spores, so spreading next years crop.

3.A cloth. To cover up your treasure from prying eyes

4. A stick. A stick is very useful for generally poking around - there also very cool.

Tonight we'll be eating them again, but that's the point. We only get them for a short while so you've got to make the most of it.

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H.H. is back. He's up for his annual holiday in the Highlands. How do we know? The helecopter on the front lawn is a bit of a giveaway. There's more black Range Rovers dashing around than you can shake a stick at.

Which is something I have been known to do on occassion - see above.

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