Tuesday 4 September 2007: Parp
When I was young, you could buy 'fart powder' in joke shops. I don't know what it was made of, but I think the idea was to slip it into the food of an unsuspecting victim hoping that they'd start farting involuntarily. I wonder if they still make it? It's probably since been discovered to be carcinogenic.
I always thought it was much more fun to buy it and eat it myself, unleashing the results on my school chums - something rendered completely unnecessary since beer came into my life.