Scene of the Crime

news bulletin over the radio:
good morning New Jersey, topping our news for the day is a heinous story about a high flying robber caught in the act....apparently there was only one eyewitness Mr. Bird...we caught Mr Bird and asked him to recount the theft.
Reporter: Mr Bird tell our audience what you saw?
Mr Bird: chirp....chirp, chirp....:whistle:...chirp
Reporter: So your saying you saw the whole thing and want that varmint to pay?
Mr Bird: CHIRP!
Reporter: hold on we have another correspondent who apparently has just gotten a confession from the squirrely seed stealer!
Reporter 2: yes that is correct after the alleged robber saw this photo on TMZ, he confessed and stated he is nuts and is just trying to feed his family.....reporting from Walnut Street...back to you.