Flexible Fiend

Yes- I did mean fiend!

The flexible five foot four female, (freakishly long legs for a shortie), with a flash of fiery red fake hair (with a flower clip) looks fondly on at the fabulous fresh pesto she made this evening.

Today's letter is "F".

F....hmm

Fabulous? Funny, not a follower of fashion, fickle when it comes to hair colour, considers herself to be a bit flabby and definitely not fit, never wants to be famous, a good friend, sometimes flippant, a fan of food, definitely loves her family. Not as fearful of things as I used to be, although spiders do still freak me out. Fond of frozen desserts, likes funky music, definitely a follower of The Floyd (Pink, and Kieth), not so keen on flying. Prone to waving an angry fist at certain drivers, and shouting words at them that begin with "F". Gordon Ramsey - he's got NOWT on me!

Fancies her fantastic husband! Believes in fate and is looking forward to a future filled with fun times.

Flippin' 'eck!

Fiesty, fiery, full of myself at times - I'm now going to open a bottle of fizz, which should be just the right side of freezing by now, and flop on the sofa, to give feline friends a bit of a fuss (the cats for anyone confused or thinking anything otherwise!). Oh yeah, must feed the fish!