Monday 2 August 2010: Cock in studded school...apparently!
Well, it is not often I will blip 'words' to be honest but when reading through some CV's earlier to get some locals in for some work, I noticed one who's English was very good in speaking, reading and writing! So he says!
He used to work in Hellmad...its hellish mad everywhere here but I think he means Helmand! Crikey he spent four years in an area of his country and can't get that right either!
But, seeing as he was used as a cock in a studded English school, who can blame him lol...
Yes I may be taking the p*ss a little but hey it is funny to read and my tolerance levels right now do not exist. I was due to fly home on Fri getting back Saturday morning.I don't think that will happen now, and will make a certain young lady back home a wee bit angry, and who can blame her either!
Everyone is steering clear of my wrath right now as after 5 months and no break my sense of humour has dried up pretty much and my leave has been screwed by someone with their thumb up their arse in the Ivory Towers elsewhere! If I am not out of here on Friday, believe you me the whole world will know about it aaarrrggghhhhhhh!!!!!
And breathe.............I would say count to 10 but I get screwed after 5 lol