The most essential blipessential

The kitten blip!
In 886 blips, I never resorted once to the fluffy cuteness of a kitten to pull in the crowds.
Even the most cynical amongst us find it impossible not to indulge in the odd bit of "awwww" factor
I'm usually quite organised (except for really important or work-related matters), and this is why I procured a kitten a while back (I outbid my local Chinese take-away on eBay) and have kept it in the deep freezer, ready for a slow-blip day.
And today the band of mist that has been following us around whenever we go on holidays or on a long weekend somewhere has finally caught up with us (we took the overpriced toll motorways while our mist cloud got delayed visiting all the touristy spots on the way - the Japanese Gardens in Kildare, the Burren, the Cliffs of Moher, the Browl outside Supermacs on Eyre Square on a Saturday night).
Given that the visibility outside Nana's house is about 45 inches, I decided to defrost the kitten in the microwave.
It's quite easy, you pierce the cling film and reheat for 20 minutes at 200 watts.


PS: Nana currently has three kittens for grabs. The first new subscriber gets a kitten by Fedex.

PPS: The first unsubscriber gets the other two