I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise

He did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
- 'Monster Mash' Bobby "Boris" Pickett

Horror of horrors I realised I'd forgotten my camera today, so this picture of a Thompsons pie (Balmoral - chicken and haggis with a whisky sauce - yummy!) had to do. Thank goodness for cameraphones!