Friday 8 December 2006: Dear Mr Branson,
Your train is running late.
Just this once I will forgive you, as when I get on the space, legroom and staff make such a pleasant change from FirstScotrail Cattle Class.
Four people can actually sit opposite each other on a Virgin train without having to perform highly complex knee origami.
(Actually I am being a bit unfair on the Scotrail staff - they are usually very friendly - they just don't have those nice long red coats)