Wednesday 20 October 2010: Match of the Day
Ladies and gentlemen!
Introduuuuucing, in the red corner, weighing in at 600 gazillion billion pounds, champion of Suckage and all Things Related, put your hands together foooooooooooor: LIFE!
*crowd goes insane*
And then we have, in the blue corner, weighing in at ... well, we won't mention that, champion of ... uhm ... Something or Other, please give a warm round of applause fooooooooor: ME!
*crowd cheers enthusiastically*
Me, K.O. in the second round.
Rematch tomorrow. I'm ready.
Can't bring me down