Point Blank

The dartboard in our kitchen, looking a little more festive than usual. It hangs right next to the doorway, which perhaps isn't the best place for a dartboard, but there you go. I've been playing with the door closed ever since the time one of my more unusually stray throws sailed right through the doorway into the hall, and nearly skewered the cat. The fact that it landed a good foot or so away from the feline in question wasn't much of a consolation to his wounded pride/nerves, and an enmity has existed between cat and dartboard ever since. It's a slightly one-way enmity, but then, all the best enmities are.