Wednesday 29 December 2010: The Truth about Dog Ownership
What I like about having dogs instead of children is that I can crate and leash them without social services showing up at my door. A treat or a raw bone solves any issue. When they grow up dogs don't need a college education paid for and afterwards they do not show up to live at home again rent free while writing a tell all book about me that becomes a best seller at the expense of ruining my reputation. No. With a dog I can post goofy shots to Blipfoto and who is going to tell India I did it :-) Not you!