Some say...

that he drives an orangey-gold Corsa.

Others say that he has to work in a temperature controlled environment surrounded by technology.

Some say that when he speaks, he has a proper Manc Accent.

Some say that he did a good job of "Yes sir, no Sir" when he was pulled by the Rozzers on the motorway and, despite landing in a pile of poop, that suit stayed shiny white (that's not a spoonerism).

All we know is that he is called "The Stig"

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE and it's made me smile all day. Much respect!