You mister are done for... there is NO escape..

Besotted..... that's the word.This boy will be henpecked,he shall wear velour suits and never have a girl friend..he will be rubbish at DIY as his Aunts shall do it for him.... he will never have to move and will be welded to a Draylon Sofa and petted.Then Jeremy Kyle or Maury Povich will come and interview him and then a crane will lift him out of his seat to a life of freedom.

I have forseen.