Look at my tattoo...

"Oh. What is that a tattoo of?"

"It's a scar and a lady."

"Is that felt pen?"

"No, it's a tattoo..."

Well, we've tried hard for nearly five years. He's the judicial system's problem now.

This will be my entry for the Weekend Blip Challenge on the theme of Conflict. The conflict of wanting to allow your children freedom of expression and personal choice, and of wanting them to obey the damn rules for as long you're under my roof ;-)