Fixed it.

Finally got round to fixing what used to be called a bumper. Slid off the road last month down in Portarlingon. Got away lucky really, ended up in the ditch but was able to reverse out of it. Could not get round to mending it because it was too wet or too cold or too early or too late or too something or other. Anyway its back on again and it cost nothing to repair so as I said I got out of it lightly.

Was hoping one of the general election candidates would fix it for me because they are fixing everything else.