Shearer47.

3 days ia a row I bring up the fact that it's my birthday today. Self-centred or what?!
Anyway, Alan popped round (as he likes to on MY BIRTHDAY) with the surprise announcement that I would be playing next weekend. Tiote has picked up an injury and Alan had noticed my combative midfield qualities at the Portobello 5-a-sides in 1997 and hadn't forgotten me, bless him.

Tomorrow it will be 364 days until MY BIRTHDAY.