Wednesday 30 July 2014: Rum Tales
Avast there, me hearties! I hears that the good ship Sonas is all loaded to the gunwhales with the Cap'n's cheapest supermarket cola and wafer thin boiled ham. Aaarg! Off first thing for the foamy briney ocean, so we are. Aaarg!!
But first, Frankee boy has arrived back at the Diggery Digs from Nova Scotia. There'll be tales a plenty, so there will, me lads. Aaarg!!
I did larf earlier mind, up visiting the maw. The usual small talk - I asked if she'd been watching the Commonwealth Games and she said she had and she was surprised there were so many Japanese.
Taking part, I asked?
Yes - though I suppose they could be Chinese.
I don't think they're in the Commonwealth.... .
You know what I mean - foreigners.