I've been everywhere

And so has my watch.

My watch is actually the single most useful and used present I've ever gotten. I received it as a high school graduation gift from my parents and it's been with me ever since, soon 15 years now.

Quite unlike my father, I wouldn't trade it for anything, not even for two beers like he did to his expensive Omega watch. This individual has one advantage over Omega - it's lighter than a feather while his big O weighted a stone.

In the good old days gentlemen had pocket watches and wrist watches were thought to be poor. Nowadays gentlemen have wrist watches while uncouth use their cellphones to check the time.