Hard Poop Lady

As many of my fellow Edinburgh blippers have already mentioned, lunchtime blipping conditions were not very pleasant today. YKYDFAB when you blip the TV...

This is the Hard Poop Lady. I'm sure that isn't her real name, but that's how I know her. She has trouble with hard stools. They are really uncomfortable. But she has nice friends who recommend DulcoEase stool softener.

It doesn't seem to work, though. She comes back every day with the same problem...