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Ratten Freedom Demanded

The Rodent Liberation Army Front Thing today made demands to the kidnappers of Blip hero Ratten to release their rodent member, in no uncertain terms.

Spokeslady for the geurilla movement, Osamoose bin Lowdown, made a public threat to the kidnappers on Ratzeera television, the underground broadcasting company of the RLA.

"The release of Ratten is central to the peace agreement that has been sustained for the last four and a half days between the rodent movement and the Moose Anony weaklings." she squeaked.

The Moose Anony movement made threats following the capture of the Swedish slightly bad habit-ridden rat last week.

ENDS

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