Offaly bad punctuation

Nope. I am not going to get in a Paddy about this apostrophe. I'd forgotten that O'bama's Irish.

And talking of all things Irish; cold Guinness. Who came up with that idea. No one likes it. Except the person I was with, who it transpires doesn't like Jarvis Cocker. It had never crossed my mind that anyone wouldn't like Jarvis *

I read the papers from cover to cover and learned so much that I was going to tell you all. But I've forgotten it all now.





* Michael Jackson (the self proclaimed King of Pop) excepted of course