Blipmobile Discovered at the Great Bear Brewing Co

So I am out researching the world famous brew pubs of Alaska. Today I chose The Great Bear Brewing Co. in Wasilla, the most northerly brew pub in Alaska.

When approaching the brewery, to my surprise... the Blipmobile! Scintilla is here!


So, inside I went to meet up with Scintilla:

The waitress stops by.

"So what will you have boys? The usual, Mr. Scintilla, a Great Bear Gold?"

"Yes." Scintilla said

"Just one beer?" she said.

"Yes." Scintilla said.

"OK, hun. And you sir?" she was looking at me.

"I'd like a warm beer with one human hair." I said.

"We don't server warm beer." the waitress said.

"All right then, a cold beer with one human hair." I requested.

"OK, that would be a Valley Trash Blonde Ale for you. Just one?" she said.

"Just one beer?" I asked.

"No, just one human hair?" she queried without looking up from her pad.

"Just one." I replied.


Our beers came.

"Where's my human hair?" I asked.

"It's in there." she said.


Remember, Alaska is the last frontier, even if you drive the Blipmobile.