Chances of them

coming back home dry and clean?

Pretty shaggin' null if you ask me.

Mimi's virginal white dress was the main victim of this morning's outing to Seapoint.

They were happy summery kids, all three of them, and a genuine pleasure to be around.

There are a few moments like that throughout the year, to make us feel too bad at the prospect of abandoning them in the deepest darkest corner of the woods.