Specs And Fluff

These are my new spectacles, pair number one. I am wearing pair number two. I have varifocals as my eyes are pants and I find myself squinting and peering as I am getting used to the new prescription. It won't be helping the wrinkle situation.

I have worn specs since I was six years old. I was getting my sums wrong at school but my Mum knew that answers I done were correct. It was just I'd written down the wrong figures as I couldn't see the blackboard.

My specs are the last thing I take off at night and the first thing I put on in the morning. All hail to the spectacles.