After an untypical trip to Sam Burns (untypical in that we found two pieces of furniture worth buying), we went for a wee walk along Portobello promenade.
We bumped into these two chaps on the beach, testing their home made hairspray powered potato mortar by lobbing King Edwards several hundred feet towards Fife.
"That looks pretty dangerous and you two look like you're old enough to know better", I said.
"Aye! That's why we need the beer!"
Brilliant. I'm sure my shed contains everything I need to make one of my own...