TV Rap

After school
what suits me
is to sit on the carpet
and watch TV.

Watch TV
Watch TV
I sit on the carpet
and watch TV.

I burst in
about half past three.
Kick off my shoes
and get comfy.

Get comfy
Get comfy
I kick off my shoes
and get comfy.

Dad says, ‘You’re too near.
Take my advice
move further back
or you’ll damage your eyes.’

But my eyes don’t hurt
and they haven’t turned square.
Close to the screen
is what I prefer.

When I get home
what pleases me
is to sit on the carpet
and watch TV.

I watch TV
I watch TV
and I don’t budge
till it’s time for tea.

Time for tea
Time for tea
and I don’t budge
till it’s time for tea.


TV Eye