Don't Get Your Botanickers In A Twist...

Some of you know that I'm almost a doctor. What you may not know, is that I'm almost a botanist too....

So it's with much excitement, after extensive research, that I have managed to identify this wild little thing as............a purple flower. And the indisputable evidence I put before you is this: it's a flower, and it's purple.

In light of this remarkable discovery, you won't be surprised to learn that I've been invited to join the British Institute of General Botany, and have their letters after my name.....

Smugly yours,

Cailleach, BIGBot.......