Vegan diet, my feathery arse
Gully was less than impressed by this new vegan craze.
He longed for a half decomposed rodent. Or a dried pool of spaghetti-chianti vomit. Or the innards of a badger flattened by an articulated lorry.
Or possibly a Big Mac.
Actually no. Not a Big Mac. That vegan feast laid out by the Dun Laoghaire-Rathdown County Council (DLRCOCO) was actually remarkably palatable, compared to the threat of the Big Mac.