Oh, TOO much information.....

.....so I had to replace my cordless phone handset (which had finally died of extreme old age and was only held together with sellotape and willpower).....the new one arrived in the post this morning along with a 50+ page manual (which, although being apparently written in English might as well be in a foreign language).....can you remember the happy days when a phone only came with a dial and you just plugged it into the wall?

I was in the recovery position most of yesterday and in bed before 9pm....it seems to have done the trick.....until the next time.......