"To boldly split infinitives".

Or, more accurately ... 
To boldly go where nobody else is daft enough to.
In search of more Sloes, and some "wild" domesticated apples; (presumably from discarded cores) I ventured into the depths of Wetheriggs Country park.
I know nobody else had been "here" since I was continuously snapping dry twigs to make a passage I didn't have to duck to progress. 
Behold the carpet I was wandering over.